Stabbed in the neck with a pen, four inches deep, 11% chance of survival. Welp, not much hope for me.
Stabbed in the side with a pair of scissors, 10 inches deep (DAMN FUCKING IT), 70% chance of living…
Stabbed in the stomach with a knife, 7 inches deeps, 81% chance of living.
I got stabbed with my phone, 2 inches deep, and my survival chance is only 20%?! …Does my phone have Hepatitus all over it or somethin’?
My blanket, 12 inches deep in the face with a 88% chance of survival.
I got stabbed with a water bottle, 9 inches deep in the mouth with an 80% chance of survival.
Is my mouth even nine inches deep?
(Source: klondyk3)


